Wednesday, March 21, 2012

gotta call people out on a lie!

I'm out of hiding to bring you this important message:

NO MATTER WHO TELLS YOU THAT KALE CHIPS ARE AS GOOD OR BETTER THAN REGULAR CHIPS- IT IS IS A LIE!!

Kale chips are nowhere near as delicious as plain Lays - if you don't have calories to waste on chips - you should just not eat chips! Don't lie to yourself - or other people!  There's no replacement for Lays potato chips!

sooo you think I'm lying to you now?


I made these - they make your house smell like cabbage - and they taste like bitter, salty feet.  They aren't crunchy - they try to disintegrate in your mouth.  If you still don't believe me.... make your own.

Wash some Kale, get rid of the stems, dry it, toss it in a little bit of olive oil, toss on a parchment lined baking sheet, salt - bake for about 10-ish minutes on 375 - the edges will looks brownish - but won't be burn-y. 

I ate three, then that shit went in the garbage!  Today - I'll be finding a grab bag of Lays to apologize to my taste buds.  And - if you like these - you just don't know what tastes good - and you should also get a grab bag of Lays!  I don't care if you want to tell me these are sooo much healthier - blah blah freakin blah! I don't eat chips every day - and when I want chips - I will eat them, dammit! In response to your lies about replacing junk food with "equally delicious" healthy versions - EFF YOU!  Have a nice day!

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Boooooooo

If you say you like lean cuisine... You're either lying to yourself and everyone else you say it to and Jesus isn't smiling... Or, you have no taste buds. No other options....it is that bad... Even the best lean cuisine isn't worth it....no matter what selling point you offer, I will come back at you with: no, not worth it.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Dear world...

Dear world. I love cheese! I have never met a cheese I didn't like, some I like more than others, but really, I just live cheese!!! I kind feel like I should be on taboo.... Anyone else feel like sharing a food obsession today?